I'm trying to find a decent variable-width template... just for Colin (no, really, you're the only one bitching so it's really JUST for you ).  So some things are missing, site looks messed up... I'm working on it.  I'll post again when I think I've got stuff nailed down (or I switch back to a tried and true template).

 Really reaching back with some German (and Google Translater works great!).  Yeah, for some reason all the decent variable-width templates are in German.  VW, BMW and Joomla... crazy German engineers.